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Friday, May 8, 2009

It Won't Help, But...


What Is The Worst Thing Right Now?
All of our catchers are dead
Everyone else is in a wheelchair
Everybody hates us
We hate us
We are ugly
WHY ARE WE SO STUPID?
We play home games in a deserted shopping mall
God my stomach
Texiera
When it's our turn to pitch
  
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UPDATE! Teixeira,not Texiera. Jesus!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The worst thing right now: A-Rod