Monday, August 17, 2009

10 possible reasons we lost, which the media is hiding

1. Pope had cast removed from wrist, immediately launched prayer assault.

2. Arod & Kate: Lovers' spat?

3. Team couldn't handle idea of pitcher named "Fister."

4. John's lungs needed rest from WinWarbles.

5. Mariners are bunch of really nice guys.

6. Joba took last-minute call from Mom, begging that he pitch poorly.

7. Team torn apart over proposed Obama health care plans.

8. Club gearing up to face Brett Tomko tonight.

9. Doctors drained wrong knee of Hideki Matsui.

10. Bud "$18 million per year" Selig wants a pennant race.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It is doubtlessly #8. The team needed essentially to take a day off to prepare for the great Tomko's blistering stuff.

Anonymous said...

Jokes aside

#11 Girardi is an idiot.