For Spring Training games, a walkoff home run should get something.
How about:
1. Heiny kick.
2. Kiss on the mouth.
3. Grapefruit smoothie in the face.
4. Ice cube dropped down the back of his jersey.
5. Exploding cigar.
6. Pink belly.
7. Girl Scout cookie mooshed into face.
8. Form letter expressing gratitude from Hank Steinbrenner.
9. Shot of tequila and 600mg of Viagra.
10. Handshake.
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Just give him something that will bring back this moment of glory for him. I think the girl scout idea is close.
You won't see him again.
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