2. While crossing infield after foul ball, touches opposing pitcher.
3. After touching opposing pitcher, never calls.
4. Reveals deep personal secrets during infield chatter.
5. Refuses to buy Girl Scout cookies from teammates' daughters.
6. After hitting single, tries to give backrub to opposing firstbaseman.
7. Instead of rally cap... rally cup.
8. Tapes mirrors to shoes for glimpse up umpire pantlegs.
9. Borrows teammates' bats and leaves them smelling of aftershave.
10. Rejects opposing players' friendship requests on Facebook.
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Regardless of what uniform he's wearing A-Weird is an A-Hole.
But he's our A-Hole, so I hope he hits 3 homers tonight.
And if you watch the game at a bar tonight, no cheering if Matsui goes deep. He's not one of us anymore.
I thought he was a classless twinkie in his comments about the pitcher "with, what, a handful of wins." Whaadido? Whaadido? pose pose
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