Yankees sign free agent Donna Karan

Yankee fans still simmering over the failure to resign Johnny Damon can rest easier today.

DKNY has become the first permanent fashion sponsor to enterYankee Stadium.  It's the "Jackie Robinson of clothing lines" for the new park (a/k/a "the house that vermouth built.")

From now on, Yankee fans, if you're like me, you'll bring an extra $300 to every game. Between innings, you'll want to accessorize!