It's been barely six years since "Heavin' Javy" Vasquez last donned Yankee bar codes, though it seems an eternity. Back then -- when our greatest fear was Restless Leg Syndrome -- Tiger Woods was a saint, Lady Gaga was a brunette, Lindsay Lohan might have been a virgin, and nobody ever pondered Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, Lil Wayne, Heidi Montag, subprime loans or the reality of a razed House that Ruth Built.
But Heavin' Javy keeps on happening.
Here's his line score from last night.
Now, here's how we remembered him.
Innings: UP 180 PERCENT!
Home run totals: NO CHANGE.
Walks: DOWN 150 PERCENT!
Hits: DOWN 300 PERCENT!
Earned Runs and Earned Run Average...
Well... we're working on that.
Well... we're working on that.
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Esteban Loaiza threw three shutout innings?
Looking at the pitchers we threw out there in GAME 7 of the freakin' ALCS against BOSTON makes me shudder. It also makes me wonder how the hell we got to the ALCS in the first place.
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