Thursday, April 8, 2010
Posted by el duque at 11:11 AM
Comrades, the truth always hurts: Mickey Mouse is a rat, Eliot Spitzer is a dick, and Pamela Anderson's Buick-sized breasts are filled with shredded phone books. Two years ago, David Ortiz was a Disney theme park animation. These days, he's Lindsay Lohan in a Mothra suit.
LIVING SYMBOLS OF HAPPINESS AND LOVE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO CALL REPORTERS "ASS-SHIT, BOOTCOCK, DICKFART, NOOGIE-FUCKERS."
The Curse of the Bambino is over. Now, it's the Curse of Big Papi.