The other night, Big Papi tore off his happy face mask and revealed his evil true self by doing an Andrew Dice Tarantino hissyfit on the media. Says AP:After Boston lost 6-4 Tuesday night, Ortiz initially declined to talk with reporters. He then reacted to a question about his poor start. "What's up with that, man?" he said. In an expletive-filled tirade, the slugger said there were still 160 games left.
Comrades, the truth always hurts: Mickey Mouse is a rat, Eliot Spitzer is a dick, and Pamela Anderson's Buick-sized breasts are filled with shredded phone books. Two years ago, David Ortiz was a Disney theme park animation. These days, he's Lindsay Lohan in a Mothra suit.
LIVING SYMBOLS OF HAPPINESS AND LOVE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO CALL REPORTERS "ASS-SHIT, BOOTCOCK, DICKFART, NOOGIE-FUCKERS."
The Curse of the Bambino is over. Now, it's the Curse of Big Papi.
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Speaking of bad starts, maybe Tex should play a simulated April schedule in March next year.
Geez. I that guy shouldn't have buried an Ortiz jersey in the new stadium. Looks like that ended up being a reverse-curse or some such nonsense.
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