Dramatic Redsock victory saves season

Do you believe in miracles? YESSS!

In a storybook ending that will be told and retold, retold and then retold some more, and then retold and retold even more, until the end of time, and even then some, the Cinderella Boston Redsocks -- left for dead on the side of the highway -- somehow pulled from their magic bag of tricks another victory last night, saving a season on the brink of disaster, which will be remembered and re-remembered until the end of time, and that will only be the beginning!

To lose yet another game to the mighty Bush Rangers of Texas would have plunged the Hub heroic darling band of brothers a walloping six games behind the big money mercinaryYankees with only 148 to play, a margin they could never be make up, no matter how much God tried to help. The team did it without Big Papi. They did it without Kirk Cameron. They did it without Coby "Mr. Steal of Home" Ellsberry.

Yet they did it. Dammot. Youk 'n Co. somehow did it!

THE SEASON IS SAVED. DON'T BUCKNER ME, BRO. THE SEASON IS SAVED.