Did Girardi limit John's time? Sunday's WinWarble is a meager 4.50 seconds

The Yankees may have put John Sterling on a gasp-count, limiting the length of his April warbles.

For the second straight game Sunday, The Master turned in a sub-5.000 effort, a measily 4.50 as measured by the Warbletron. 

Four point five: That's like Lebron James settling for 20 points, or Lindsay Lohan blowing a mere 0.20 B.A.C. 

They can do it in their sleep, without warming up or -- in Lindsay's case -- even drinking.

Obviously, Joe Girardi wants to save Sterling for October. Still, we worry about whether John is warbling hurt. Remember, he's old enough to know Finnian's Rainbow. And Sunday, his THUUUUUH simply collapsed. If he had put forth that THUUH against the Redsocks, we would have lost.

Here's the Warb. As you listen, it's hard not to wonder what John was thinking.