Wouldn't it be loverly if John Sterling takes this obscure Broadway showtune stuff to heart?

John may have started something new with his home run call for Curtis Granderson: "Something sort of Grandish," a reference to a show tune from the 1947 musical Finian's Rainbow.

Imagine the home run calls:

Robbie Cano: "HELLO, ROBBIE. THIS IS JOHN, ROBBIE. IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE YOU BACK WHERE YOU BELONG."

Arod: "ONCE IN LOVE WITH A-ROD... ALWAYS IN LOVE WITH A-ROD..."

Derek Jeter: "JETERS... JETERS WHO NEED JETERS... ARE THE LUCKIEST JETERS... IN THE WORRRRRLD...."

Nick Swisher: "IF I WERE A SWISH MAN, ALL DAY LONG I'D BIDDY-BIDDY BUM..."

Mark Teixeira: "TEIXEIRA... I JUST MET A BOY NAMED TEIXEIRA... AND SUDDENLY THAT NAME WILL NEVER BE THE SAME TO MEEEEE..."

Jorge Posada: "ON A JORGE... RISE AND LOOK AROUND YOU... AND YOU'LL SEE WHO... YOU ARRRRRE... ON A JORGE, HOW IT WILL ASTOUND YOU... THAT THE GLOW OF YOUR LIVING OUTSHINNNNES EVERY STAR..."

Randy Wynn: "OOOOOOOKLAHOMA... RANDY WYNNN COMES MARCHING DOWN THE PLAINS.."

Brett Gardner: "WHEN YER A BRETT, YER A BRETT ALL THE WAY, FROM YOUR FIRST CIGARETTE TO YOUR LAST DYING DAY..."

Marcus Thames....?