A TEN-STEP PLAN TO WIN
THE WORLD SERIES IN 2011
THE WORLD SERIES IN 2011
1. Sign RH Raphael Soriano for the eighth innings.
2. Sign LH Brian Fuentes for the seventh innings.
3. Sign RH Kerry Woods for the sixth innings.
4. Sign C Russell Martin for the Bridge to Jesus.
5. Put Montero on an accelerated schedule
to either catch or DH in the majors by June 15.
to either catch or DH in the majors by June 15.
6. Convince Andy Pettitte not to retire.
7. Sign 24-year-old pitching prospect Yu Darvish from Japan.
8. Make Ivan Nova fifth starter,
and never let him even come out in the sixth inning.
and never let him even come out in the sixth inning.
9. Do not trade any of our young pitchers --
not Brackman, not Banuelos, not Betances -- not nobody.
not Brackman, not Banuelos, not Betances -- not nobody.
10. Bat Brett Gardner leadoff, Jeter second, Robbie third...
10a. Bury a jersey of Carl Crawford under Fenway.
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4 comments:
They're going to trade everyone we have ever hear of for Greinke who is in a mental facility deciding whether he wants to play baseball or pinball.
Personally, I agree with you. Trade no one and buy people for specialized roles.
We are re-building.
I intend to be "well oiled" all year so that the pain of losing barely gets through to me.
I think #4 came true, or will soon. You should buy lottery tickets today.
Remember 1965?
Speaking of 1965, Joe, I hear that Cashman has a call in to Whitey Ford just in case Pettitte decides not to come back....
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