Preparing for Doomsday: Imagining John Sterling's Last WinWarble

Everything ends, eventually. Four suggestions for John's final Sterl Hurl.

1. Ballgame over. Sterling over. Yankees win… thhhhhhhhuuuuuuuh… Yankees win.

2, Ballgame over. Yankees win… the fuuuuuuuuuuucking... Yankees win.

3. Ballgame over. Orioles win. We’ll be right back with the wrapup.

4. Ballgame over. Smartass critics win. I''mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... outahere.