I Don't Believe Jesus Is Coming Until September...Michelle Bachman more likely to come

I am literally in the sahara. I have no access to photos or water. It is well into the hundreds ( see degrees ) and sucks big time.

I did find an oasis last night that served a killer vodka gimlet from the 1950's. So I had a few.

And I heard that Hughes went 6 innings and gave up 2 runs. Keeps things interesting for Girardi.

I still maintain that the weak spot on this staff is AJ Burnett. But, because of his contract, Girardi will pitch him until the Yankees are sent home. Girardi keeps him going for the same reason our government refuses to break up the banks, " that are too big to fail." When someone knows that there is no acountability for their performance, they will coast and pillage.

What's to lose?

For the Bank CEO's nada. But for the Yankees we can lose critical games. The dude has not won a single game in July or August. But he has electric stuff, right? Just like credit default swaps. He is the AIG of our pitching staff.

We have all been waiting for Jesus to make an appearance. I say it ain't happening ( without injury ) until the September call-up. The same idiotic mentality that sent Nova back to the minors at 9-4 prevails with respect to Jesus. Keep him in Scranton until he turns coal dust into wine.

So Jorge had a break out day yesterday. Good for him. But let it be his swan song. What better note to retire upon? Don't make his final legacy be hitting into four straight double plays, killing the Yankees' last shot at the title.

And that is what we are looking at.

As for Michelle, she has to be pre-orgasmic at her straw pole win. If Jesus so rules, she will be granted some relief before the next round of weiner munching and story telling at some back-water county fair.

Actually, a nation run by a horny dolt who gets her orders in dreams from Jesus might help.

It is hard to get much worse.