Wednesday, June 16, 2021

"It's obviously frustrating. We're nowhere near where we need to be."

Cooperstown Cashman does an interview with a co-worker. 

13 comments:

DickAllen said...

This is one of those “Black Knight at the Crossroads” scenes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail: “We got em right where we want em.”

“We believe in this miserable wreck of a team led by a clueless manager.”

What the fuck else was he going to say?

I know: “This team I built is a complete shitshow. I hired a broadcaster who gave good interview and aren’t I lucky that I went from an internship to General Manager? Great country America! Where the least capable can rise to such heights. All it took was the right amount of money and some hot connections. Everything looks great from where I’m sitting!”

Alphonso said...

ow come Meredith was masked up? Did she not get vaccinated?

Doesn't she know that her questions are all garbled and mumbled?

If restaurants were open, how many breakfast orders would have gone awry if both the waiter ( waitress ) and patron were masked?

Everyone would get scrambled .

13bit said...

Has anyone here ever commented about Cashman’s remarkable resemblance to Vladimir Putin?

Anonymous said...

Maybe he could be stand in for Putin's brother, but that's where the similarities end. Putin is possibly the world's smartest dictator. Cashman's best talent is keeping his butt away from the chopping block.

The Hammer of God

JimmyEatsHotDogs said...

It's time for Cashman to either resign or be fired! This interview if you want to call it that is insulting to Yankee fans!

TheWinWarblist said...

Let's not forget he gets paid millions every year to be that big a dick.

TheWinWarblist said...

Another game begins. These Yankees suck. It is a shame that Yankee Stadium III might be my first return to public life.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Mr. bit,

You insult a dictator with that comparison. I pray he does not track you down and feed you polonium for that.

Kevin said...

I just saw that our eagerly awaited backup centerfielder, who has been on the IL was outrighted from the ML roster. Logic dictates that a trade for a centerfielder is very near.

Kevin said...

Uhhhhhhh, that centerfielder was Ryan LaMarre...

EDB said...

It is frustrating to me that "Genius Cashman" has made so many poor moves. Did he actually think that this team would be good. A homerun or nothing lineup that looked overmatched in last years playoffs vs. Tampa and keeping the same lineup. All right handed with too many strikeout artists. The Yankees actually believe that if the team hits two home runs in one game, that they would win 60% of their games. Bringing in two pitchers that have not pitched in several years. Selling us on Montgomery who is always in trouble in the first inning causing his pitch count to rise. Fielding a team that is fundamentally poor and now intellectually vacant in running the bases. He said "the responsibility lies on me." Really now Genius. You are so lucky. As Nicholas Tuturro said on WFAN: "If the Old Man were around, you would be toast." You need to figure out that computers and geeks has not worked for The Yankees. It might work for The Rays, but not for you. The Yankees are weak up the middle. No Center Fielder, no shortstop no catcher. I don't care how many homers Gary hits. He cannot catch. It is frustrating to me that this clown gets to keep his job and put this team further in the hole.that

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