a. The Redsocks are a can of tomatoes.
b. Yankee Stadium crowds aren't dead, after all.
c. Our bullpen will bite us in October.
d. Aaron Judge could still falter in his HR quest.
For now, let's ponder "d," the history-homer chase that most Gammonites cynically assumed would have ended by now - neatly, at home, on YES. I'd like to remind you of the Iron Law of Happenstance, which states, in Yogi Berraian style:
"It aint happened 'til it happens."
Watching Judge, I am in awe of his poise and coolness, facing a media glare that few modern athletes ever will see. He is staring down The Abyss, and showing no fear, stress or constipation. When he steps to the plate, I am more frightened for him than he seems to be. But until he hits number 61, he hasn't hit number 61. And with each at bat, The Abyss licks its chops.
But let us consider the fundamental questions:
Can Judge save baseball? He'd do this by beating Barry Bonds and the steroidal, turn-of-the-century blimps, who still haunt us the way a Bud Selig statue terrifies the children of Milwaukee. There is no chance Judge will catch Bonds. But he will become the face of baseball, and his graceful smile will give the sport a HR leader who isn't forever tainted. It's sad that MLB - attempting to make fans forget the strike of 1994-95 - nearly ruined its most prized records. Judge can correct that. He can save baseball.
Can Judge save the Yankees? We'll soon know. Everything he does over the next two weeks will be eclipsed by his month of October. Before Judge took over the 2022 season, the Yankees were about to be bypassed in NYC by the Mets. Once an historical switch is flipped, it's hard to correct. (See the dynamic between the Yankees and Redsocks, since 2004.) Barring a collapse - (which, sadly, is still possible) - the Yankees will hit the postseason with their best team since 2019, when they won 103 games. That year, they lost to a bunch of cheaters. But in the books, it just says that they lost. So, yes, he can save the Yankees.
Can Judge save himself? This shall be answered come winter. Judge is having the greatest season in baseball history. He deserves an astronomical package - I can't even imagine the numbers - an unprecedented set of zeros. It conjures one question: What will he want? Would he like to remain a Yankee icon, fated for Monument Park, Cooperstown, NYC mythology, a slot in the YES booth? Will he go home to San Francisco (Oakland seems unlikely, eh?) Will he pick LA and - gulp - Hollywood? Or will he go for the money - the scootz, the cabbage, the rinkga, the glebbish - wherever it takes him, the Robbie Joggy Cano experience?
That's where saving himself comes in. We all know what happened to Joggy, even those of us who ask, "Hey, whatever happened to Joggy?" Would Judge go for the money, every last thin dime, even to - say - Boston or Queens? The Players Union would love this. His numbers will cause all others to increase. "All rise," right?
I don't want him to short himself, to die in a paupers' prison. But it won't just be his HR record that goes up for auction. It will be his soul. Hope he saves it.
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Joggy Cano hahaha. He was the first of an entire league of first base joggers, unfortunately.
Duque,
All points well said and worthy of contemplation.
In watching over the last couple of days my biggest concern is that he is wearing down.
Last night, after a catch in the OF he bounced a throw into second (granted there was no runner on base but it seemed like a tired throw.)
He's gone warning track twice in the last two games and he squared up last night's ball as good as anyone could. The full Judge swing. Didn't go out.
He should take a day or two off. Or at a minimum bench Stanton for a game and let him DH. The magic number is 4 and there are 12 (?) games left to get it.
or skip BP. Something...
Everything will work out fine.
Everyone will be alright.
Just sit back and enjoy the show.
There isn’t much farther to go.
Just ignore that crackling wheeze.
Trembling your hands and your knees.
Eating us alive like fleas.
Do you smell that rotting cheese?
Something’s wrong with Judge’s knees?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
S T O P !
Well-summed up, Duque. And I know how everyone feels. The pressure certainly has got to me. I keep thinking that loathsome camera trick by Fox the other night has somehow jinxed our boy.
As for the rest of it...well, I think he has more sense than Jogginson, though that wouldn't take much. Going to about the smallest market out there—AND continuing to juice after he got the moolah...
On the other hand. Joggy had already won himself a ring. Judge has not. If the Dodgers want him, or even the Giants, I could see where he'd be sorely tempted.
Please, please, please not the Mets....!
he needs to go to the Mets.
we need to lose every season for a while.
Hal and Cash need to have a romantic falling out.
only then will Hal maybe realize he needs to pay more attention.
personally, I have no hope. Hal does not care and nothing we can do - and none of my three awful scenarios - will change that.
he was born super rich, his daddy loved the Yankees more than he loved lonely little Hal, and he is not like you and me. HAL IS NOT A FAN.
at least we have the memories.
as for Judge, this is just mental, part of the huge rock being pushed uphill that the HR record is at this rarified level.
he'll have a moment of non-constipated Zen awareness and swing and be done with it. hopefully.
the juicing generation, and I will not name the names of the rotten four, had roidal anger to get them through it.
I still believe Judge will sign with the Yankees.
Very little chance he’ll go to SF.
But a bidding war with the METS would be fun if only to imagine what it would be like to be a fly clinging to Cashman’s cranium during the negotiations.
If Judge is smart he'll have his agent (who is it by the way?) tell Ca$hole and HAL 7 years @$50MM per. Then ignore every single phone call from them, float imaginary huge offers from Ca$hole in the press and sign elsewhere.
There's certainly one thing Judge saved...Cashman's job. Brian will thank Aaron by low balling him in offseason salary negotiations and anonymously bad mouthing him in the press.
Per The Athletic, Judge’s Agent is David Matranga, one time Houston Astro, of PSI Sports Management.
Rufus - I was now thinking 5 million per year for 90 years
AA,
That's known as the "Bonilla".
BTR,
Thanks. Was hoping it wasn't one of the sharks.
The rare occurrence of a division title in sight: like the return of Haley’s Comet.
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