Thursday, September 1, 2022

Timmy Trumpet and the Yankees rightful response

 The Mets have unveiled their new closer music sensation, Timmy Trumpet. 


Here's what the Yankees should pose as an alternative:


8 comments:

TheWinWarblist said...

Wow, looks like they're having fun over at Shea. Are they going to have a banner day too?

Celerino Sanchez said...

The walkout song for the Bronx Bummers should be HELP!

TheWinWarblist said...

I need somebody.

Doug K. said...

Duque - very funny.


Winnie - It's a party at Citi Field. Great owner. Great manager. Great ball park. Plus a team that is better than the collection of retreads, miscreants, and losers we put out there every night.




HoraceClarke66 said...

Duque, you are en fuego.

And yes, they are having fun over there. The night before, when they were trying to score the tying run in the ninth, they were all jumping up and down and screaming in the rain.

Imagine how much fun they'll have next year, when they add Judge to this lineup. Picture it when they have Judge and the Polar Bear hitting back to back.

I know, I know: that would violate the 57 Secret Rules of Three True Outcomes Baseball. But I bet they'll do well.

Not to worry, though. We'll have an OF of Florial, Hicks, and Tots Bader.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Here is more music for us. Can we get someone to hijack the sound system and stick this on at the end of the next home game?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

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The Hammer of God said...

Here are two fabulous songs for the 2022 Yankees:

1. Beck:

Soy un perdador
I'm a loser baby
So why don't you kill me?

2. Jet:

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone

I like that first one. Sounds like a soccer chant. HAL should come out and lead the crowd, singing it during the 7th inning stretch. It'll be like our very own Sweet Caroline tradition! We're losers, and we're proud of it, soy un perd-a-dor.... I'm a loser ba-beeeeee, so why don't you kill me?