Tuesday, May 16, 2023

Game Thread: It could be worse.

 


48 comments:

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Where's Zoilo? Did he get traded?

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

We won’t hear from John until next Tuesday at the earliest :(

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

So that half took about two minutes.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

More wasted opportunities.

BernBabyBern said...

Blue Jays manager John Schneider told somebody in the direction of the Yankees dugout, “Shut up, fat boy.”

Has he looked in the mirror? Or at some of the guys in his own locker room?

What a dipshit.

ranger_lp said...

So they ejected German…

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Duhhhhmingo Hermoron.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Shackle says Domingo left black marks on his pants. This is Yankees Radio. A black mark for Shakel.

Joe of AZ said...

Didn't think I could hate the blue jays even more than I already did...they're fuckin worst than the red sox

JM said...

Hamilton implosion in progress.

BTR999 said...

You could see the black marks on his pants. German has been told before - use the clear stuff!

Wonder who he was calling fat boy? Calhoun?

Automatic suspension for German

Now the game will fall apart.

We need a rainout. In a stadium with a retractable roof

Pocono Steve said...

About the "fat boy" comment--I wondered if he hadn't said "bat boy," but then who that would have been directed at is as much of a mystery as "fat boy."

Publius said...

Upstanding citizen Domingo German having his reputation impugned like this. Such a shame.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Can we think of a new name for John Schneider? I always liked them Duke Boys and this is giving me a negative association. Fuck face perhaps?

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

“This series is officially bonkers” -Suzyn

mik said...

Why couldn't they ask Domingo Germán to wash his hands again? Now we will lose him for 10 days. And now Ian Hamilton is hurt. Ouch! We need a M*A*S*H unit up here.

Joe of AZ said...

What A Bizarre game even IKF doing his Judge impression

Platoni said...

Looks like those black marks were from his tobacco chew. Still, what a moron for getting tossed. Can no longer make fun of Mets dipshit coworkers

Doug K. said...

Gleyber is the worst fucking baserunner.

JM said...

Another fucking baserunning mistake. Fucking Torres.

DickAllen said...

German must be taking lessons from Michael Pineda

BernBabyBern said...

Breaking news: Gleyber Torres is not fast, but he thinks he is.

ranger_lp said...

Another great play br Gleyber…not

ranger_lp said...

Lucky for Gleyber…

AboveAverage said...

Canaduh

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Thanks - I just needed to sing away som of my Yankee stress

ranger_lp said...

Can we trade Gleyber like now?

Doug K. said...

wow two bunts in the air. and another Gleyber act of stupidity

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Wow.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

I just looked sideways so I cheated for him.

BernBabyBern said...

Don’t piss off Aaron Judge

ranger_lp said...

Judge looked straight ahead…of course he did…

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Suzyngasm. She’s so happy.

mik said...

That's why Judge is The Captain!

Doug K. said...

What to Peraza? I know he's hurt but was he sent down to rehab? Or is he still hurt?

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Did Judge really break maple leaf sign? I’m on the radio… gonna have to find that clip.

ranger_lp said...

Started rehab assignment…

https://nypost.com/2023/05/14/yankees-oswald-perazas-rehab-has-gone-really-well/amp/

ranger_lp said...

Yes they showed a pix of it on tv

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Found it…. https://twitter.com/pinstripealley/status/1658649531758657538?s=20

Doug K. said...

and once again the infielder with the slowest internal clock fails to make the hard throw.

Doug K. said...

Thanks!

Carl J. Weitz said...

Seems like everyday, at least once a game, sometimes more, Gleyber has his head up his ass. There's something seriously wrong with that guy.

mik said...

Wow, Gleyber Torres is a particularly unintelligent ballplayer. He should have taken the sure out at first base. What a bonehead! Setting Toronto up for a big inning, forcing more pitches to be thrown. An error last night, now this - what will it take to make the Yankees realize that this IS NOT THE GUY! They should have moved him years ago when he had some value left. Now the league recognizes him to be a poor player.

mik said...

@Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside - Yes, Judge broke the Maple Leaf sign, it was truly a tremendous shot.

ranger_lp said...

Yankees Win!!!

Doug K. said...

Whew!

mik said...

What a tense game. This is why we torture ourselves with the details. It feels so good when the Yankees WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HoraceClarke66 said...

The Judge is mighty, and will prevail.

HoraceClarke66 said...

As for Gleyber, he's simply Cano without the talent. Or the drugs.