Friday, September 22, 2023

Game thread so we don't tarnish Doug's story



 

21 comments:

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Seven starters batting .221 or below.

Lets hear the fans chanting!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

The Master says Stanton is an imbecile. Or words to that effect.

JM said...

Is Weaver the waver guy?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Claimed off waivers from the mariners.

AboveAverage said...

Judge playing small ball

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Unfortunately, this will inspire the ANAlysts in the front office.

the ones that didn't get the memo that every draft pick is *NOT* Aaron Judge.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Suzyn just said Cabrera improved by ditching launch angle.

Did the death barge approve this? Woe unto him!

Hinkey Haines said...

Brian $man does NOT deserve to have Judge on his resume.

AboveAverage said...

Only three HRs….?

How disappointing

ranger_lp said...

Yankees win…

JM said...

Fucking Judge is amazing.

AboveAverage said...

And he won’t need surgery during the off season

AboveAverage said...

(also, JM…If I had posted “Fucking Judge is amazing” I kinda get the feeling that Roofus would have come back with something a bit blue and suggestive….

Local Bargain Jerk said...


Nicely done on the separate game thread, RTF. Some things do indeed need to be kept sacrosanct.

AboveAverage said...

Agreed LBJ

AboveAverage said...

Wow everyone is unconscious

HoraceClarke66 said...

Including the team!

Florial, third in the starting lineup at .229.

Pfaadt got Pffpt. And oy, what a team.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

AA,

As for something suggestive, you stepped on it, being so quick.

If you really want me to suggest something, it's "Hey HAL, FIRE Cashman!"

ranger_lp said...

The New York Yankees have announced that today’s Yankees-Diamondbacks game (Saturday, September 23) will not be played due to the forecast of sustained inclement weather.

The game will be played on a yet-to-be-determined date at Yankee Stadium.

Fans with paid tickets for today’s game (Saturday, September 23) may use them for the yet-to-be determined rescheduled game, or exchange them for tickets to a similar regular season game at Yankee Stadium (subject to availability) as described in the Yankees’ rain check policy, which may be found at www.yankees.com/raincheck.

Please note that the distribution of today’s “Aaron Judge #62 Bobblehead” promotional item (for the first 18,000 Guests) will be rescheduled for Saturday, April 20, 2024, when the Yankees take on the Tampa Bay Rays.

Complimentary (COMP) tickets and tickets obtained via the Commissioner’s Initiative for Kids for today’s game (Saturday, September 23) must be used for the yet-to-be-determined rescheduled game. COMP tickets or equivalent tickets bear no cash value and do not have any additional benefits that may be offered to ticket(s) with a dollar value.

edb said...

The chorus of "Fire Cashman, was low and too short." The Genius was probably laughing. He will be around in 2024 to ruin our Summer.

The Hammer of God said...

Hey, nypost.com has an article about the FIRE CASHMAN boys! https://nypost.com/2023/09/22/yankees-fans-chant-for-team-to-fire-cashman-amid-disaster-2023/

It's by Mark W. Sanchez. Is that the same guy who played QB for the Jets!!!???