Friday, April 5, 2024

Just when you finally remembered how to spell L-o-a-i-s-i-g-a...

And we finally ditched Ben Rortvelt (sp?)


Now Loisaga (sp?) 
Out until June, flexor strain.

The new Yankee Unplayables and Unspellables
LeMahieu (sp?)
Loaisiga (sp?)
Kahnle (sp?)
Jahmai Jones (sp?)
Pereira (sp?)

32 comments:

13bit said...

We have the best training staff.

Gene Monahan left the team in 2011.

I guess there's no correlation to their record...

TheWinWarblist said...

Johnny Lasagna, we hardly knew ya ...

TheWinWarblist said...

“Alas, poor Lasagna! I knew him Horatio.”

“Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? Quite chap-fallen? Now get you to my lady’s chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that.”

AboveAverage said...

Odor (part two) and Santana

limited tickets available

YOU CAN NOT HAVE CHICKEN PARM AND LASAGNA ON THE SAME PLATE.

Can you hear me, Bartolo!?!

Celerino Sanchez said...

Johnny Lasagna has pitched about 20 innings over the last 3 years and he was supposed to replace King? These people are delusional

BTR999 said...

I spell it G-O-O-D-B-Y-E

The Hammer of God said...

@AA, BUT BUT BUT the Olive Garden's got the Tour of Italy dish with chicken parm & lasagna!

The Hammer of God said...

Loaisiga was an injury waiting to happen. He's brittle. Time to move on. They do have plenty of live arms in the pen. The starters suck so bad that everybody's arms will be dropping off by end of June.

AboveAverage said...

well, OK....HOG....

BUT ONLY AT THE OLIVE GARDEN!

JM said...

Suzyn: The reason Toronto is losing so much is because of the bullpen. The back end of the bullpen is injured.

John: That'll do it.

AboveAverage said...

Berti Berti Berti

DickAllen said...

I blame this all on El Duque!

Back in ST, he was marveling at the Yankees health, that the Yankees haven’t had a single injury all spring.

THWACK!

And then the shite hit the fan.

That’s what you get for crowing in front of the baseball gods.

Okay now, who’s next?

edb said...

Loisada is a cherished member of THE NICK JOHNSON INJURY CLUB. Other members the paper mon, Stanton, Smellsbury, Carl Pavano. Maybe The Genius will bring back Jason Miller. In case you do not remember, he is the trainer that told Yankees players not to stretch. This resuled in mumerous hamstring injuries.

JM said...

Losing 1-0, and I'm getting that old feeling of hopelessness. Moribund offense. Just nothing.

edb said...

El Duque, if I wrote for this blog, I would hold a contest for which Yankee played will be injured next. My bet, Tissue Mon Stanton!

Copelius said...

Wow! Broadway singers aren't what they used to be.

JM said...

If we lose, it's on Boone. Idiot manager.

ranger_lp said...

Right now Soto is a generational out machine…

JM said...

Who the hell is Santana and where did he come from?

ranger_lp said...

@JM

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2023/12/yankees-sign-dennis-santana-reliever-mets.html

ranger_lp said...

This is awful…

JM said...

Depth, experience, and crap, Ranger.

JM said...

2023, 2022,2021.... has anything really changed?

ranger_lp said...

Not really…

ranger_lp said...

Three hours I’m not getting back…

BTR999 said...

This is the team we know! No offense, struck out 11 times. Stanton sinking out of sight, Soto slumping, boooone gaslighting a mile a minute during his post game presser.

Just like old times!

Celerino Sanchez said...

To quote David Byrne “same as it ever was”

AboveAverage said...

To quote Fat Bastard, "Its Crap"

Doug K. said...

The ump jobbed Soto. It's one thing to strike out and another if you give the pitcher 4 inches on BOTH sides of the plate. That said, WHY IS STANTON BATTING CLEAN UP??!!!

As Celerino says, "Same as it ever was"

AboveAverage said...

The Master has sounded absolutely ageless these first bunch of games.

May he live forever!

Publius said...

Reunion with Rougned.

The Hammer of God said...

@ Doug K. "WHY IS STANTON BATTING CLEAN UP??!!!"

Because the name of the game here is mediocrity.