Tuesday, June 4, 2024

A modest proposal.

 All right, here it is. 


Right now, both New York baseball teams are stuck with problematic free-agents-to-be who, not so long ago, were supposed to be the key to their revival.

I say...time for a deal.

The Yanks send The Gleyber to Flushing, straight up, for Pete Alonso.

I know what you're thinking. 

Alonso's BA has plunged since he hit .262 and then .271, in 2021 and 2022, respectively—down to .217 last year, and .234 so far in 2024. 

But his power numbers have generally held up, with a slugging pct. of .504 in 2023. Sure, he's a righty—but he's always been a better hitter against right-handed pitchers, and on the road. He's also a decent fielder, if no Anthony Rizzo at his prime. But then, sadly, Rizzo is not at his prime anymore, either.

And don't forget: this would mean getting rid of Gleyber!

(Seen here urging his teammates not to tell him how many outs there are—he wants to be surprised.)

Why would the Mets do such a thing? Why not?

Jeff McNeil, NL batting champ just two years ago, is tanking royally at second for them. Gleyber, right now, makes $6 million a year less than Alonso does.

Alonso, meanwhile, is bound to do better in the Yankees' lineup.

But the best part of the deal? It's not forever!

If The Polar Bear sinks—or if, miracle of miracles—Gleyber shines over in Queens, either team can dump them on the market at the end of the year. If they don't—they can just sign them back up!

Anyway, just a suggestion...







46 comments:

Doug K. said...

Continuing from the prior thread

JM: "But of course, Doug. We should pitch a new sitcom, "That's Our Cashman!" Too bad Arnold Stang isn't still around to play the Brain."

We can't pitch a sitcom with Cashman in it because one of us would come down with writer's cramp requiring career ending surgery and Cashman would trade the other one for a guy who wrote a "Nanny and the Professor" and two kids taking writing classes at Bronx Community College.

BTR999 said...

I’d do this deal today, but heartily doubt either owner would have much interest in it. From the Mess’s point of view; Torres is not enough, from the Yanks POV Alfonso as a rental doesn’t fit a specific need, but it’s still two months from the deadline and injuries could reshape the entire landscape. But there’s still the issue of added payroll for Steinly, along with the usurious luxury tax, which he foolishly supported. If a mega-deal like this were to get done it would involve lots of other minor pieces.

TheWinWarblist said...

This whole concept - with exception of dumping Gleyer - is nauseating. I may blorf.

Jaraxle said...

You want to get that done? Send them Torres, Rizzo and some mid level prospect like Brock Selvidge. The Mutts can clear both salaries off end season and get a prospect to boot, and the Yankees can get a slugger to bat behind Judge that isn’t Stanton

AboveAverage said...

Given the choice, I’d sign a real polar bear and just see what kind of damage it would do to the other team.

What’s that?

Nah - there’s no need to worry about that.

That’s what trainers are for. Team doctors.

Let’s get it done!

JM said...

A guy from Clifton Park called in to WFAN today and suggested the Yankees trade for Alonso and the co-host said "No." The guy tried to pursue it, and the host cut him off and said "no. I don't want him on my team." Followed by a slight objection, "No." Then the guy said the Yankees could trade for Nimmo. They cut him off and ended the call, saying "What was THAT?"

I have to agree. Why bother?

JM said...

Though since it's Hoss...I have to consider it.

JM said...

Gleyber gets very, very lucky.

BTR999 said...

A YS cheapie for Torres.

We’ll take it though…

JM said...

Stanton chased the low and outside sucker pitch. Again.

Doug K. said...

JM - Let me fix the punctuation for you.

Stanton chased the low outside pitch again. Sucker!

JM said...

Yes, thank you.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Judge is kinda hot 🔥 right now. Maybe the ANALytical toads will tell boonie to bat him 2nd.

AboveAverage said...

Lead off Roofus —->. Lead off.

Soto slumping

JM said...

Ump has made some terrible calls on Ober's pitches.

TheWinWarblist said...

Ump has a jolly psychedelic strike zone tonight.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

AA, OPS over two for June?

I know. Slacker.

And NO hits today!

AboveAverage said...

That’s my point, Firefly!

This Gil guy ain’t bad.

Maybe he should hit 2nd

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Just another long out at Yankee stadium for Glassman. He looked good at home plate though.

JM said...

Good thing Boone took out the guy who was pitching a one hitter. Kahnle throws a meatball.

JM said...

Another great play by Gleyber. Cough.

AboveAverage said...

Wait a tick, JM.

Gleyber made a great play?

I mustah missed that.

Joe of AZ said...

I'ma need Jose to STOP besting out singles before he pulls a hammy

AboveAverage said...

Wowzer Glass Man!

TheWinWarblist said...

Nice shot Stanton! And not meaningless! Now we don't have to see Holmes!!

ranger_lp said...

Mike gave that a ride…

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Who is this Stanton character? Is he a new addition to the roster?

JM said...

AA, it wasn't a great play.

TheWinWarblist said...

Weaver.

TheWinWarblist said...

First pitch was a yard off the plate.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Ump has dinner reservations.

ranger_lp said...

Yankees Win!!!

TheWinWarblist said...

Theethe uh Aaaaah-ha-ahaaha Uhuhuhuh-uhty-uhty-uhty aaaahhhh Yankees weeeeeeeennnnn !!!!!!!!!!!

Pocono Steve said...

Woo hoo!

TheWinWarblist said...

So the Twins are AL Central good?

JM said...

So they say, Win.

Nice inning by the Dream Weaver, after all.

HoraceClarke66 said...

121-44 over the Twins. If only we could play them every night.

BTR999 said...

Six Pack
😀😀😀😀😀😀

HoraceClarke66 said...

And hey, just to clarify, I do NOT think Pete Alonso is the future for us at 1B. But he might well get us through this year, which is all the future that counts, frankly. And if he DOES have a great half-season...

If not, we should try to bring up Ben Rice, now, while we have time to see if he can hit and play first in the majors.

But no, I doubt if we'll do either. And with Cashman, of course, it's often best to do nothing.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

We've been told to not change underwear, but when do we get the pulchritudinous women?

Askin' fer a fren'.

BTR999 said...

Gerrit Cole in his first rehab start:
3.1 IP, 2 H, 0 ER, 0 BB, 5 K

Throwing 98 MPH

TheWinWarblist said...

And he didn't tweak a gonad!

TheWinWarblist said...

+111 run differential is just nasty.

AboveAverage said...

Anyone ready for some dinner!

Kevin said...

Here's an amazing stat for you. Luis Gil leads MLB in allowing 4.121 hits per nine innings. His wins haven't been of the "smoke and mirrors" variety. Let's pray for front office wisdom in handling his workload. So easy to fuck up!

DickAllen said...

Gil has already thrown 69 innings this year.

The last time he threw that many innings was three years ago.

There is no way to manage his innings. It's a thing the Yankees are terrible at.