Tuesday, June 11, 2024

Cricket: Tastes Like Chicken

 


I Went to the T20 World Cup of Cricket last Friday.  Ireland vs. Canada. 

Backstory

My first introduction to the game of cricket was during a brief trip to England in the 90’s. I was a taking a walk with the sister of my girlfriend and we came upon a middle school. There were some kids playing and I asked if I could take a swing. 

They said there was no pitch (the hardened surface that the bowler bowls on) they were just hitting fungos and practicing fielding. They handed me the bat and I flipped the ball in the air and crushed it. I was in my thirties when such a thing was still possible.

The ball was high far and gone. They were screaming, “Six! Six!” I looked around quickly but not seeing Patrick McGoohan anywhere I gave them back the bat, thanked them and continued on. 

Later in the trip I acquired a small cricket bat, kind of like the miniature bats they give out on bat day, (The Yankees are cheap bastards! My full size Yogi Berra Bat day bat served me all through High School) but that was more of a souvenir and, as it turned out many many, years later, a great tool for keeping my kids in line.

OK, that part is not true. But it really would have been perfect for the job if I were a completely different human being.

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Several weeks ago I was visiting my cousin on Long Island. We were driving near Eisenhower Park, and we passed the stadium. She said it was for the World Cup and that they slapped it up in under a month and would take it down after it was done. I said we have to go. 

She’s a baseball fan and I like going to games with her. The Mets. The Long Island Ducks… and now we would do the T20 World Cup.

We chose the Ireland vs. Canada game mostly because the tickets were $60 apiece as opposed to India v. Pakistan. That match was priced like the Super Bowl.

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Getting Ready

I prepared for the day in two ways. The first was watching a YouTube Video called “Cricket Explained For Baseball Fans”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWpbtLIxYBk

It helped quite a bit.

The second way involved going down to my old Junior HS ball field that, due to an influx of South Asians, and the conversion of the school to condos and offices was now a cricket field with an actual pitch.  The teams were made up of  a combination of Indians and Pakistanis, who by the way, got along really well with each other proving that if you take people out of the firing line, they tend to treat each other like human beings.

When they heard I was going to the T20 World Cup they were delighted to help me understand the game. T20 is a shorter and way more popular version  of the game. A cricket match can last for five days, the T20 matches only take around three hours. The twenty stands for the number of rounds.

I asked a guy about how anyone can go to a five day match and he said, you become like family with everyone in the stands. Yeah… I don’t think I could handle a five day Yankees / Red Sox game, and there’s no way I’m able to treat a Red Sox fan like a human being.

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Three Cool Things I Learned About Cricket

1) The Match Is Played With A Single Ball

Consequently, in the beginning of the match  the teams use their faster bowlers (pitchers) because the ball is in perfect shape and is more aerodynamic. Towards the end of the match the ball is seriously scuffed, and they bring in the junk ballers.

2) A Team's Best Hitter Is Called “The Danger Man”

Early in the match Canada’s “Danger Man” made an early Wicket (out) and was done for the day. The Danger Man is an artist with the bat able to hit ones and twos with ease but can also go deep for fours and sixes. Think Edgar Martinez. 

A batter gets a four when the ball reaches the outer boundary. It can roll or bounce. The fielder does what he can to stop it from reaching it sometimes looking like a soccer goalie diving full out to deflect the ball away. Hitting it over the boundary on a fly is a six. 

Now I know why those kids were yelling, “Six!” 

3) They Play Ominous Music During Reviews

As in all sports there are judgement calls and while I'm not sure who gets to ask for a review there were a couple of plays that required a second look. 

For example, there was a pivotal moment in the match where a fielder caught the ball on a fly and they needed to determine if the ball was tipped or if it was off the bounce on the pitch. It was difference between a dot – no run but the still pitch counts - and a Wicket – the batter is done.

While they looked at the tape and the AUDIO,  (There’s an audiometer because often it’s the sound of the ball hitting wood that is the determining factor)  they play music right out of a horror movie. Dark. Foreboding. Cool.

Three Things I Thought Were Stupid Until They Were Explained To Me

1)When A Player Makes A Great Defensive Play The Entire Team Congregates To Congratulate Him

Picture Verdugo makes a great catch and then he and Aaron Judge walk all the way to home plate so Judge can go, “Nice Catch!” It made no sense.  

Here’s what is actually going on.

In cricket the entire team does all of their at-bats in sequence so the defense doesn’t leave the field until ALL of the other team has batted. There is no sitting in the dugout in between innings to go over what is happening on the field. No opportunity for a defender to point something out to another one. 

When they congregate it’s like a quick time out and a chance to prep for the next batter.  

2) The Bowlers Start Their “Windup” Around Twenty Yards In Back Of The Point Where They Release The Ball.


It is sort of like what a javelin thrower or Fred “Twinkle Toes” Flintstone does. 

Long run then release, EVERY TIME. They can get the ball into the eighties and nineties that way.   


It seemed like a lot of needless running. Some do a shorter, ten yards, run up but most do the long one. One of the bowlers, after doing the short one made a nice play on a ball hit right back to him and I surmised it was because he wasn’t exhausted.

The reason for the run up is… the bowler is not allowed to bend his elbow, so everything is over the top and the only way to generate speed is by running up.

 Three Cool Things About Being There

1) The Food


 






Who doesn’t want to eat ball park chicken tikka marsala? I went with the curry which was actually quite good. There was another stand with Fish and Chips for the fans or Ireland, but I had to go South Asian. Canada has no food unless you count Tim Horton’s coffee and bacon cooked in beaver grease.



 






2) The People

Despite this not being a particularly well attended match, as the ticket prices indicate, the people in the stands came from all over the world. As an aside, India Pakistan will be SRO and watched by over a billion people on TV.

Sitting next to me was a guy from Australia who flew in for the match. He was VERY helpful in understanding some of the subtleties. Not so much on the fan side.

I asked him what were some good insults to yell at the batters, and he replied, “You’re always playing off your pads!” (Doesn’t hit the long ball). And, “Can’t duck the short ball.” (Still not sure why this is an insult.)  Obviously, he was rooting for Canada. 

Little linguistic tip... don’t ask a person from Australia who they are rooting for because in Australia “rooting” means having sexual intercourse.

Compare and contrast him with the old Irishman sitting behind me who was dismayed at the seeming lack of hustle displayed by the Irish squad. It was late in the match, and they were behind by a lot and running out of balls.

I turned to him and said, “What’s wrong with them? Where’s the urgency?  Someone needs to step up and light a fire. Where’s the manager?”  and looked at me and said, “Probably at the pub.”

3) I Finally Got It

The team at bat goes through their entire line up, runs up a score and then they switch.

It would be like the New York Giants get the ball for the entire first half and then the Cowboys get the ball for the second half. OK, that’s a bad example because the Cowboys would win on the first possession.

The challenge of watching has to do with figuring out where the tension is. Being down 84 runs seems like a lot, but is it?

There are two main ways to follow the score.

The first is knowing what a batter is capable of and then watching them meet, exceed, or fall short of the number of runs they are capable of. (See the Danger Man example above.)

The second, and the one that worked for me was… there is a finite number of pitches and so there is a finite number of runs that can be scored.

As every base is a run you can see when a lack of hustle to score the extra run is going to catch up to the team. 

Also, there’s a point when the trailing team pretty much has to go for the fours and sixes because being down 54 runs with 30 pitches to go is not where you want to be and every pitch that they come up short on is a wasted opportunity.  

Sort of like wasting a possession in basketball when you’re down by 12 and there is less than four minutes to go.

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There’s a lot more that I didn’t touch on… the round field, that the players don’t have to run after they hit the ball if they don’t think they can make the base, the insane amount of trotting that takes place when they hit it far enough to just get the run. Not big on hustling. (Gleyber!)

Bottom Line

I would do it again.  I would even like to try playing it, especially since I can’t go faster than a trot anyway and I think I can still bang a six if the bowl is away from my pads. Well, at least a four... 

19 comments:

ranger_lp said...

Good piece Doug. I follow this sport to the chagrin of my American counterparts...

So not all bowlers run up to the bowler's crease. Pace or fast bowlers do but spin bowlers don't.

They rotate the bowlers to change the look the opposing batsmen see...fast pace followed by spin for example...

It's good to see Jomboy doing commentary on the Willow coverage of the tournament...adds a baseball perspective to those who are newbies to the sport...

Doug K. said...

Ranger-

Thanks and thanks for clearing that up. The experience, plus trying to explain something I only sort of knew myself, was a daunting task. I gratified that you, as a cricket fan, thought it made sense for the most part.

Scottish Yankee fan said...


Another great article thanks for sharing

Unusually for a Scotsman I am a big cricket fan and used to play when I was younger

I batted left handed and bowled right handed so I guess I could switch hit if I played baseball

This form of cricket 20/20 is very popular but for purists like me I would not watch a game of this form of cricket if you gave me a ticket for nothing

Imagine baseball payed over 3 innings with the fences brought into about 200 feet with nobody allowed to field in the outfield or on the left hand side of the diamond and that would give you an idea of how close to proper cricket this is

But the public like it and it makes a lot of money for the players but really test cricket played over 5 days is the only real form of cricket for me

Mildred Lopez said...


I watched the video Doug and then watched another video.

Linky-dinky-doo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5MD5i6VpYQ&ab_channel=TheSchoolOfSports

Pretty good explanation of the rules and my eyes did not glaze over at all.

BTR999 said...

I’ll have to watch the vids, because for me cricket is harder to understand than Chinese algebra.

Publius said...

Lived in Bahrain a few years back. The proletariat...Bangladeshis, Indians, Pakistanis...would gather on Friday and Saturday to play cricket wherever they could find enough room. I'd play catch with my young son, throw him a little BP too, nearby. We always drew our own little crowd, folks would join in. Lots of fun.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Had a month long vacation in OZ/NZ in the 80's (only really long vacation I ever took until I retired). Since there weren't many stations way back then, and there was an international test match going on, I watched a lot of cricket and finally understood the rules by the time I left. I remember breaking for tea (and tea in Australia back then meant beer), being ahead 150 to nothing and the fans moaning "we're going to lose!"

Doug K. said...

BTR -

Amazingly I found a video on YouTube called "Chinese Algebra for Baseball Fans".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Publius said...

Saw some famous cricketeer condemning caught foul tips with fewer than 2 strikes not being outs. "That's the whole point!", he moaned. "It's exactly what our bowlers (pitchers) try to do!"

JM said...

Rick Astley, Doug? A Rick Astley video? I was looking forward to the Chinese algebra.

Nice post. I don't think I'll ever actually understand cricket, but your post was enlightening for a different reason. Patrick McGoohan--Six--did a series before "The Prisoner" that (kind of) was the prequel. He played a secret agent who was given sticky assignments. Hence, when it aired in the US way back when, it was called "Secret Agent." The Johnny Rivers song was the credits music. Great show, snappy dialogue.

But if you watch the original UK show (like I did--every single episode), the title is "Danger Man." I always thought that was just a kind of clunky, straight ahead, English name because the character was always given dangerous assignments. After reading your post, I see that Danger Man may have had a double meaning. He gets those assignments because he's the best agent in the organization, the "best batter."

Amazing what you can learn reading this blog.

Did we trade Gleyber yet?

JM said...

And Scottish Fan, I get your point. T20 is not actually cricket, it's a cricket-like invention to get more people to watch more matches. That's the kind of thing I'd expect from the lords of baseball. Certainly, from an American mind looking to squeeze more money out of the sport.

Doug K. said...

JM -

Wow. I did not make that connection but you are probably right like calling a show, "Heavy Hitter" in the US. Cool.

Carl J. Weitz said...

Doug, forget about the cricket details. I just want to know if you had a menage a trois with your girlfriend and her sister!

BTR999 said...

Ghastly Astley!

Doug, that deserved a warning disclaimer!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Great post, Doug! Interesting, many of the best, original baseball players were former cricketeers. The advantage baseball had was that it could be played over much rougher surfaces, apparently.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

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Rufus T. Firefly said...

Strange stuff

TheWinWarblist said...

Went once when I lived in the West Indies. Cannabis and Carib beer and street food. Cannabis was excellent. You could use Carib beer to torture a German. Stick to the chicken roti; avoid the jungle meat.

ranger_lp said...

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YES to televise and stream defending Major League Cricket champion MI New York matches beginning July 5

https://www.yesnetwork.com/news/willow-by-cricbuzz-and-the-yes-network-strike-media-partnership-for-major-league-cricket-matches