Monday, July 8, 2024

Is There Anything More Boring...


 ...than watching the Yankees get six good innings from their starter ( zero runs allowed), and fail at every other level?

Failure to hit, run, field, throw and take pitches.

Failure to score.

Failure to thrive.

6 comments:

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Fonzie,

It's like office space: https://youtu.be/-81WdyD-8Ro

The next time will be even more boring, as will the one after that, etc., ad nauseum.

As the guy in the clip said, "that's messed up".

It's all on us though, because we continue to watch.

JM said...

That's because it's all right there in front of us, Rufus. Kind of like my fat gut is right there in front of me.

JM said...

Boone hasn't banged the table yet when he says it's right in front of us, like last year. That's when we know it's really over.

AboveAverage said...

My guess is that Boone isn’t banging much these days …..

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Aa, didn't a playboy model ruin bonehead's marriage with another playboy model?

Don't mean to defend him, because he sucks.

Worse than a flow bee.

By the way, love your haircut.

The Hammer of God said...

Ba-Boone was married to a playboy model? And he was messing with another playboy model? And he gets paid millions of dollars to babysit grown men? And he doesn't even have to think, because he gets written instructions from Cashman everyday on what exactly to do?

Some guys have all the luck!