(To the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer”)
You know Volpe and Austin and Devin and Chisholm
Aaron and Stanton and Garrit and Grisham
But do you recall
The most worthless Yankee of all?
Marcus the Stinky Starter
Has a very shiny smile
But when it comes to pitching
He's not very versatile
All of the Yankees coaches
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Marcus
Play in any playoff games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Brian came to say
"Marcus, with your smile so bright
You became a Royal tonight"
Then how the GM shoved him
As he pushed him out with glee
"Marcus the Stinky Starter
We're much better off with Fried!"
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4 comments:
You're killin' it, JM!
Meanwhile, Yanks and Cubs are reportedly still far apart on...money, when it comes to acquiring Bellinger. Gee, what a surprise.
Great job JM!
Would love to move Stroman, who I never wanted on a multi-year contract. No idea why they gave it to him. Another Cashman failure.
Hey, THAT sounds like a song, 999! To the tune of, "Another Pleasant Valley Sunday," by Carole King:
"Another Brian Cashman failure
For which he's not accountable..."
Hey, this thing almost writes itself!
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