A devious friend (Met fan, of course) visited a nautical history museum recently and sent these phone pics. They tell a story I've never heard, a haunted legend of the Great Lakes.. the tale of the Henry Steinbrenner.
Sherman, set the Wayback to spring of 1953...
Note: To my knowledge, nobody called her "Hank," or "The Yankee Clipper." Steinbrenner was a Clevelander with no affiliation to the Bronx. Nor was there ever a ship to be named "Hal."
All four Henry Steinbrenners went down, in one way or another. But the end of the line came on May 11, 1953.
The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Henry would be lost.
Facing 80-mph winds, with conditions deteriorating, the crew abandoned ship and climbed into life rafts. Many didn't make it.
For decades, nobody knew the wreck's location. It was believed to be somewhere off the coast of Michigan.
In fact, according to my friend, the wreck was found on Oct. 31, 2024, in the fifth inning of game five. He added his comment to the exhibit.
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down, of the big lake they call "Gitche Gumee." Superior, they said, never gives up her dead, when the gales of November come early.
On that note, tomorrow, we'll start taking predictions for the annual IT IS HIGH Yankee win-total for 2025 - our 'bragging rights" contest for fan supremacy. I believe we will add a physical prize, donated by commentator Carl J. Weitz. We're working on it.
Along with the number of Yankee wins in 2025, this year's tie-breaker predictions will be:
The number of HRs Aaron Judge hits.
And the final batting average of "The Martian," Jasson Dominguez.
Get out the windsock. Check your tea leaves. And, as a wizened cook surely said, when at 7 p.m., the main hatchway gave in: "Fellas, it's been good to know ya."
Final note: I guess something needs to be said. But I don't think there are words to describe our feelings over the death of Brett Gardner's son this weekend. Hearts broken.
24 comments:
75 wins
Judge slips to 47 homers
Martian BA - 273
It's not part of the contest, but how many players on the Yankees will hit .250 or higher? More than a few at-bats. At least 100. This would have been a silly question a decade ago. I say 6, and it is probably optimistic. What say ye?
89 wins
Judge 45
Martian BA .233
93 wins, Judge 63, Martian BA .260.
(wishful thinking of course).
My heart goes out to the Gardner family.
"It's been good to know you" comes from a survivor of the Steinbrenner (boat, not regime) named Norman Bragg. He was a crew member of the SS Daniel J Morrell when it sank. The Morrell sinking is a goddamned nightmare story and Mr. Bragg did not survive.
Carl - 6 at or above .250 is really, really optimistic. Judge, probably Goldschmidt, probably Bellinger, maybe Jizz. If the Martian's actually good I could see him hitting .260 or so. Imagining 2 more is rough.
Instead of pulling numbers out of my ass as I do at budget meetings, I actually sat down and tried to use some analytics to determine number of wins. I was disappointed to come up with the exact same number as I had before going through before the machinations
# of wins - 84
Judge homers - 27 (injury season)
Martin BA - .239 (also injury season)
Carl, 3 - Judge, Bellinger, Chisolm
AA Say:
81 wins
46 Judge hrs
.258 Martian
Oliver Tiberius Cat (aka AA’s Cat) says:
88 wins
44 Judge HRs
.266 Martian BA
Very sad about Gardner's son.
Not to push product here, BUT...in Book II, you can read all about how the Steinbrenner family fortune began. Yes, with ANOTHER shipwreck, killing off most of the family the first Steinbrenner had married into.
Pact with the devil, anyone?
I'm sticking with those 66 wins.
Judge: 31 homers (yes, injury year).
Martian: .223 ("Ground control to Major Tom/ Your circuit's dead/ There's something wrong...")
Over .250? Judge, Bellinger, Jazz (in the 60-90 games he plays).
Yankees sign lefty Fuzzy Warbles
(uhm, uh, err, I mean)
Ryan Yarbrough to a minor league deal.
Please return now to whatever you were eating prior to this interruption.
And remember, uhm....A cleaner You is a happier You
93W
52HR
.281
I’ll update for tie breaks. 91 wins/47 hrs and .266 for Jd
91 Wins
49 HRs by Judge
.278 for Jason with too many S's
Irrational exuberance, LBJ…
87 Wins
JD .283; He will have an Andujar-like rookie year and hit 38+ doubles, 6 triples, and 35 HR. And despite a horrible farm system, JD makes it consecutive seasons that Yankees players win ROY!
Judge with good batters behind him hits 56 HR
83 wins
51 dingers for Judge
Martian landing: 310ba
With this shite pitching staff, a losing season is not hard to imagine
92 wins, 50HR for judge, .293 average for J-Do. Bonus prediction: deGrom a yankee by june (hurt by july?)
79 wins, 46 HR for Judge, .269 Martian (with some encouraging but ultimately meaningless power). RIP to Miller Gardner. Just awful and disturbing. How fragile we are.
Peut-être.
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