It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: Game Thread – May Ninth – 2026 - Running this one, uh, like, you know – back out there

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Saturday, May 9, 2026

Game Thread – May Ninth – 2026 - Running this one, uh, like, you know – back out there

Posted by AboveAverage at 6:59 PM

21 comments:

AboveAverage said...: SCHLIT!
They may have to take him out of the game; May 9, 2026 at 7:28 PM
AboveAverage said...: Nope; May 9, 2026 at 7:38 PM
AboveAverage said...: Lovely Bunt; May 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
BTR999 said...: Bases loaded, no outs, one run. No balls hit out of the infield.

We need an upgrade at C. Wells is an awful hitter. It won’t wait until the TD; May 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Hell of a golf swing Jones has. He looks completely lost.; May 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Jizz Chasm is the worst person in the world!; May 9, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Can't beat a real fucking team can they?; May 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Pocono Steve said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; May 9, 2026 at 9:42 PM
ranger_lp said...: Bullpen blows another lead…; May 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Doctor T said...: The minute I saw Duval come in, I thought, "oh crap." Sure nuff...

A kiddie pool has more depth than the Yankee bullpen.; May 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Doctor T said...: He's got a quick cut. But the angle... Woof. Judge needs to share his hitting coach with him.; May 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Pocono Steve said...: And now they lose.; May 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Nice base running, and no way this lead holds; May 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Pocono Steve said...: Just show bunt, and Cruz loses his fucking shit.; May 9, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Doctor T said...: Yup. They lose. Whatever AI bot programmed the pitching changes needs to get deleted.; May 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Destined to be a Yankees classic; May 9, 2026 at 10:27 PM
AboveAverage said...: Rufus ?

Wait!

Did you just call the Yankees Spastic ?; May 9, 2026 at 10:36 PM
13bit said...: I'm tired of all the winning.; May 9, 2026 at 10:39 PM
BTR999 said...: I just mentioned today ( for the 1000th time) how bad the bullpen is.

And more no shows from Jones and Wells; May 9, 2026 at 10:40 PM
BTR999 said...: Luckily bitty, it seems you’re in for a respite.; May 9, 2026 at 10:41 PM
AboveAverage said...: Jones has an excuse. Plus he made a nifty catch.

Wells on the other hand should be tossed down one….; May 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM

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