MLB All-Workers-of-the-World-Unite! Team

 1B  Marx Texeira

2B  Stalin Castro
SS  Lenyn Sosa
3B  Pinko Higgins

LF  Apparatchik Hafey
CF  Adam Engels
RF  Fellow Traveler Jankowski

C   Roy Partee Member

RHP Red Ruffing, Red Faber, Red Patterson

LHP Lefty Grove, Lefty Holmes, Lefty Calhoun, Lefty Gomez, Lefty O’Doul

MGR Commie Mack