Thursday, May 7, 2026

Spencer Jones has been called up


 

6 comments:

HoraceClarke66 said...

At least he'll get a shot. Unless he's run over by the Yanks' new Mobile Ad Conveyor, a golf cart with Your Message Here that will now start moving continuously back and forth along the warning track.

AboveAverage said...

HAHAHAHA

AboveAverage said...

at least they can toss him on the back of the cart and take him down to the sub level infirmary/ballroom for care

Kevin said...

The Yankees are calling The Martian's shoulder injury a "low-grade AC sprain". Most people call it a "mild separated shoulder". For a ballplayer this isn't good news at all. He could be out for six weeks, and hopefully it's not something that lingers the rest of his career. Fucking bullshit artists....

JM said...

Shit. That really sucks. Let's hope he doesn't go the way of Shane Spencer--gets a shot, gets injured, never the same.

TheWinWarblist said...

Please please please please not another Óscar Azócar ...