Tuesday, May 19, 2026

The Yankee bullpen looks like a beleaguered crew in the dregs of August. It's only May 19.

Over his last three outings, David Bednar - the barrel-chested, scruffily bearded Yankee closer - has...

Walked four batters.

Given up five earned runs.

Surrendered six hits.

Watched his ERA balloon to 5.14.

Muttered an uncountable number of unpleasantries.

Bednar accomplished these feats against two tomato-can lineups - the Mets and O's - who are a combined 11 games below .500.

In another time, in another universe, the Yankees would gently excise Bednar from the closer role and give him a week in the Adirondacks with a sex worker and the phone number of a competent therapist. He seems to be falling apart. Over his last seven games, his ERA is 8.59. Before our eyes, Bednar has turned into Aroldis Chapman without the sweat glands.

If it were late July, Cooperstown Cashman would be working the phones like a whirling Dervish, trying to trade Spencer Jones, Anthony Volpe or the Martian for somebody, anybody, who can pitch a 9th inning. But this is not a raging, late-summer pennant race. This is May 19, a week away from Memorial Day and - already - Aaron Boone's famous Circle of Trust has shrunken to a dot. 

 Who pitches the last three innings? And who records the final three outs? That question now lingers over every Yankee lead, and every blown scoring opportunity. Last August, Cashman traded a massive chunk of the Yankees' prospect base for Bednar, Jake Bird and Camilo Doval - with only Bednar proving his mettle. In previous trade deadlines, they collected Scott Effross, Mark Leiter Jr., and the cast of Knot's Landing. The strategy of waiting for July 31 - and then hold a farm system garage sale - is no way to run a baseball club, and it won't work in 2026.

The Yankees cannot wait until August. The bullpen is shot, and the wolf is at the door.  

31 comments:

13bit said...

WE WILL NEVER LOSE AGAIN

13bit said...

OUR SHLONGS WILL NEVER WAVER

ranger_lp said...

Bring up Lagrange...

Rufus T. Firefly said...

And the Nigerian prince has a legitimate offer to wire you millions.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

That was meant for Bitty.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Bring up the entire bordello.

13bit said...

WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE. THE WORLD IS AT PEACE, I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ELON MUSK, I'M THIN AND TRIM, MY CAR DOESN'T NEED AN OIL CHANGE, AND I CAN PLAY GUITAR LIKE JIMI AND DUANE COMBINED.

I LOVE YOU ALL

AboveAverage said...

WE
Wish you a MERRY Christmas
Wish YOU a merry Christmas
WISH you a merry Christmas
Wish you a merry CHRISTMAS
and
A happy new year

13bit said...

(POINTING TO THE FOUL POLE IN MY HEAD) "I GUARANTEE THAT WE WILL BEAT THESE MORONS TONIGHT."

all of today's posts in honor of ALLCAPS, gone and mainly forgotten

JM said...

Bednar pitches better when he gets a fair amount of rest. When he was pitching for the Pirates, he never had the workload Boone has given him. I mean, how many save situations were there with Pittsburgh?

So, once again, Cashman made a "spectacular" deal, but the anal analytic guys didn't really figure that in. Bird was an attempted rescue mission, almost always ill-advised. And Doval...well, he never faced a hell of a lot of pressure, did he? He seemed to do well when there wasn't much in the way of expectations or pressure or large crowds.

These kind of things are consistently overlooked by the Cashman Contingent, and it's almost always come back to bite them on the ass. Yet, they keep doing it.

Though if getting a decent bullpen arm means trading Volpe, hey, I won't complain.

JM said...

WHO?

edb said...

Most relivers go into a funk. Bendar, certainly has.

BTR999 said...

We need a closer. Period. I really don’t know how Cashman keeps his job. Any other org would have fired him 10x over by now.

BTR999 said...

Apropos of nothing, I have to say how upset I am by the pop up betting prompts during the YES telecasts. What a sleazy shitshow MLB has become.

For the sanctity of the game I love, I hope they burn it all down next year.

JM said...

Btw, I see that Gio has retired. His best years were with us, always great to see him play.

AboveAverage said...

AyuP

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I fear that, unfortunately, that genie is out of the bottle.

The only way to put it back in is another black sox event. Also unfortunate.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

He's on first.

JM said...

The Mets scored 10 runs in the 12th yesterday. They're only five games under .500 now.

Meanwhile, Don Mattingly is pulling the Phillies into a semblance of contention. Seven games out now. 8-2 the last 10.

Joe Formerlyof Brooklyn said...

The only viable answer is to lure Mariano out of retirement. Everything else fails.

HoraceClarke66 said...

The Great One would probably still be better than most of our pen.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Mets only got to extra innings because the awful-fielding Nats made 4 errors, and one of their players fell down between third and home.

Washington's a very talented young team, most of whose players don't really seem to give a fuck.

HoraceClarke66 said...

For those who weren't here, ALL CAPS was a wonderful curmudgeon, who only wrote in capital letters. He was a man after my own heart...until he aired his support for a literal, right-wing terrorist.

No terrorists, right or left.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Yanks might as well try a closer from the farm. Sometimes those guys have great success for a time, when nobody's seen them.

13bit said...

That sums it up, Hoss. He invited me to Long Island once to go to some ice cream stand that he purportedly owned. The political thing soured me, as well.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Was it in a van by the river?

Pocono Steve said...

They certainly couldn't do worse.

TheWinWarblist said...

The Yankees traded Anthony VolpE6? Great trade! What did they get!?

13bit said...

As Nixon said way back when - and you'll never catch me quoting Tricky Dick usually - PEACE WITH HONOR

13bit said...

WAIT A MINUTE...I don't see anything about a trade? Forget about "Peace with Honor." It's back to "No Trade, No Peace."

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Winnie is just teasing us, methinks.