Tuesday, May 26, 2026

The Yankees' bottom third comes through, and Aaron Judge speaks from the delirium

For the last two months, whenever the bottom third of our lineup approaches, one massive subliminal message beams across the Yankiverse: 

Go to the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Nothing good will happen. You'll miss no rally, no hit, nothing. That said, don't take too long, because a 1-2-3 inning can happen quickly. The side isn't "retired." It's evicted. For two months, the Yankee bottom third has been a running gag, a pit from which nothing emerges, aside from one sound: Swish. 

Yesterday, something happened.

The bottom three went 5 for 9, with Anthony Volpe delivering a two-run, ninth inning single that reversed KC's lead and won the game. So out of touch this was this with the regular season reality, it conjured this ridiculous postgame comment from Aaron Judge, spoken from the tipsy of victory, and annotated here.

"I knew Volpe was gonna get the job done.* He was down two strikes, and you’re going against their closer.** But when he’s right and feeling healthy, man, he puts the ball in play and makes things happen.”***

* Coming to bat, Volpe was hitting .200 - five for 25. In "Late and Close" situations, he was 0-4 on the season.

**Down two strikes, Volpe was 0-for-5 on the year. He had yet to get a hit with RISPs. And facing a closer? Forget it.

*** Volpe had not been putting the ball into play. This season, he has fanned 9 out of 26 times, nearly one out of every three.

But but BUT.. He fuckinay did it. We won. The bottom third came through. 

Listen: It's still a jumbled mess. Caballero deserves to play SS. But yesterday, Volpe delivered. That's how a guy engineers a comeback and saves his career... one hit at a time. Dare we believe? Apparently, the captain does. Is it worth foregoing a sandwich? Not sure. But wouldn't it be nice to think?

15 comments:

JM said...

I remain unconvinced by Volpe. I expect him to fuck up in the field and cost us runs, if not games. (Schuemann knows what I mean.)

But I'll take the win yesterday. Cab is much better than Mahon, too. Now we need a catcher who can hit. Escarra? Not convinced at all.

13bit said...

Yes, this time will be different. This time, he will show what Brian has known all along - the GREATNESS OF ANTHONY. This time, WE'LL show them. It will take not just a few more okay games from Volpe to convince me. It'll take a few seasons. For greatness is not measure out in games - otherwise, we'd call Boone great for his one big hit. Greatness is measured out over the course of a career. Glad we won. Today is a new day. Next.

Sorry to be so harsh, but Volpe has caused us all enough psychic pain to merit far worse criticism than I can deliver on just a cup of coffee, some oatmeal, and regret over gaining another pound.

ranger_lp said...

And Bednar didn't blow a save. Parroting JM...I remain unconvinced by Bednar...

JM said...

Me too, Ranger.

13bit said...

I REMAIN CONVINCED that Bednar is and will be a liability in perpetuity. Nothing you say or that he does will convince me otherwise, short of him jumping up and down on the mound with his pants off as the winning pitcher in Game 5 of the World Series. And even then....

HoraceClarke66 said...

I hear ya, Bitty. And pretty damned funny!

AboveAverage said...

I for one am curious what Bitty plans on eating for lunch now that he has in all likelihood burned through all those oatmeal and coffee calories.

What'll it be, Bitty?

Copelius said...

I kinda think that the trio of Chisolm, Cabrerra and Volpe are the best 2B-3B-SS combo in the lineup. We just need to set them in the field in a way the makes the most sense defensively, keeping Mac for defensive sub at 3B.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Yeah, it's just like when the Yanks had to decide when and where to play Richardson, Kubek, Tresh, and Boyer.

Copelius said...

Not saying those are great options, just the best of what we currently have

BTR999 said...

Point taken. But we have a $16M defensive substitute also under contract for next year (if there is a next year) Another Cashman fiasco.

Local Bargain Jerk said...


Yes, this time will be different.

13bit said...


My significant other is making some tuna salad. She plans to make some kind of curry thing for later. I am a lucky man. And still, I dream of stealing out for a midday pizza...just one slice...to sleep...perchance to dream...just one slice, I tell you...just one slice....who would tell my doctor?

13bit said...

Hoss, I can't decide whether your comment was the scalpel or the sledgehammer, but it doesn't matter. You got the point across...

13bit said...

true dat