Wednesday, July 1, 2026

Should anybody be surprised that this year's team - a replica of last year's team - is falling apart... like last year's team?

 

Six straight losses. No offense. Horrible fielding. Loud boos from a soccer-infused crowd that desperately wanted to root for a home team. "Things are turning ugly in the Bronx," Michael Kay roared last night, as the tomato can Tigers grew their lead to eight.  

Ugly? Yeah. Butt ugly. But but BUTT... don't act surprised. We knew this was coming. The Yankees recreated last year's team, a sad disappointment, and thought we wouldn't notice. This is what happens when you run the same slate of candidates, or when your nightly lineup is reruns. This is what happens when you pretend the cancer went away, and everything is fine. Things are turning ugly in the Bronx. Yep. Here we go again.

Heading into the July 4th weekend, the Yankees are collapsing on every level. 

As they were doing last year, and the year before, and the year before... 

Ah, but next year, the skein should break! Next year, we might be sitting at home, watching pro Cornhole, waiting for Taylor's baby, and staring into a future that never again lets the Yankees use their big stage advantage, (while, of course, the Dodgers subvert the rules.) 

Lately, the owners are running TV ads on a campaign called "Level the Playing Field." It calls for a massive payroll cap - which would kill the players union and which foretells a dark future for Yank fans. On Dec. 1 the owners will declare a lockout, and everything will stop. A 2027 work stoppage looms and - frankly - it might save us from another year of disappointments. 

Listen: I hate to be a Chicken Little, but this aint your normal six-game losing streak. (Seven, after today?) This is a fulcrum point. This is karma, kismet, entropy, magical thinking, the rule of random numbers... this is deja vu, all over again. This is Chicken Littles coming home to roost. As America falters, bigly, so shall the Yankees. We are the nation's shadow, its reflection off the reflection pool. When everything else blows up, why would we not expect the Yankees to follow suit?

Three games behind Tampa, and you can feel the Yankees readjusting their goal, preparing to chase the Wild Card, MLB's version of a T-Ball participation trophy. Their lineup is dead, aside from daily controversies that have become de facto, whispery blame sessions. 

Every night, some new distraction pops up. 

Ben Rice's batting average has plummeted to .268. He's trying to hit a six-run grand slam on every at bat. It won't work. It never does. He has no protection. The only question is how low will he fall? 

Jazz Chisholm has become a lame-duck 2B. He's officially having a lousy season, and - if he's still a Yankee after the trade deadline, he certainly will be gone after October. For a guy who wears his emotions on his sleeve, it's hard to imagine that his play won't be affected. 

Austin Wells has become the univerally acknowledged worst hitter in baseball. It's almost a given that Cooperstown Cashman will chase a catcher at the July 31 trade deadline. God knows what we'll give up. But all across baseball, you see ex-Yankee catchers outperforming Wells, the one we kept.  

As Anthony Volpe and Jose Caballero compete for SS, it's become increasingly clear that neither can handle the position for a championship team. In other words, we have no SS. (At Scranton, George Lombard Jr. is nursing an injury. Last night, the Railriders played Jonathan Ornelas, a 26-year-old journeyman. He went 1-for-3. Bring him up!) 

Giancarlo Stanton is gone. Forgetaboutm. When Aaron Judge finally returns, probably in August, he will need to DH. That leaves no place for Stanton and/or maybe Ben Rice.  

Gerrit Cole has not returned. What we're seeing is a hologram. Cam Schlittler is faltering. The bullpen is down to Bednar and table scraps. (The other night, for Scranton, Carlos Lagrange got bombed.) 

And don't get me started on Spencer Jones' strikeouts.

Things are getting ugly in the Bronx. It's gonna get worse.

25 comments:

13bit said...

In possibly the worst incarnation ever of the national pastime, in a league that sucks more than we had formerly though possible, in a world that inspires anger and frustration, in general, we are somehow sucking more than I had thought possible. But oh yeah, let's just run it right out there again....the definition of "suckitude."

AboveAverage said...

In Heaven
Everything is fine
In Heaven
Everything is fine
In Heaven
Everything is fine
You got your good things
And I've got mine
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

JM said...

Remember Kevin Bacon near the end of Animal House. "Keep calm. All is well!"

Watch old episodes of Death Valley Days. Cheer up with the original Gong Show. Check out the greatest home run hitters of the 1950s vie for a buck-three-eighty prize on Home Run Derby. Learn all the words to the Gillete Fight Song. Stay up late and take in The Attack of the Giant Leeches.

Then, after pleasant, nostalgic weeks go by, see what the Yanks have been doing. Not much? Maybe start with Wanted: Dead or Alive this time...

JM said...

Heaven
Heaven is a place
A place where nothing
Nothing ever happens

13bit said...

Sage advice, JM. Much appreciated. Might I also add: make a gratitude list for whatever you have in this life. Don't include the Yankees. See how you feel.

AboveAverage said...

It won’t be long
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Oh Yeah
It won’t be long
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Oh Yeah
It won’t be long
‘Til it all just
Slips away


ranger_lp said...

I don't think a Juju intervention can help at this point...

AboveAverage said...

In every dream home a heartache
And every step I take
Takes me further from heaven
Is there a heaven?
I'd like to think so ….


Publius said...

The men who lead the New York Yankees accept failure and call it professionalism. They are detestable.

The Hammer of God said...

Just a .500 ball club coming back down to earth. Because they, as usual, got off to a good start. So they've got a lot of losing to do if they're going to come back down to earth.

Carl J. Weitz said...

I agree with you, El D., on every point, except that it's not so much that the Dodgers are subverting the rules as it is that the other teams, most notably the wealthy Yankees, refuse to use the rules. LA doesn't mind deferring payment down the road at a more inflated price plus interest because they use their lucrative and steady income to build a championship team. They have pride. They want to win. Not so much the Yankees and almost every other club. These greedy owners only care about the bottom line. Of course, that's what Manfred wants. He reflects the owner's wishes to keep his high-salary job. Long ago are the days when the Commissioner represented "The best interests of baseball." He's like a referee in the WWE
Speaking of the WWE, let's not forget about the Manfred-sanctioned WWE replica championship belt that the owners gave to the team that saved the most money in salary.
The sport, like our favorite team, has become just another 21st-century corporate entity gouging and scamming its customers.

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2828522-mlb-owners-reportedly-use-fake-championship-belt-to-celebrate-arbitration-wins

The Hammer of God said...

A lot of this is on the coaching staff. They never prepare the players to make the necessary adjustments over the course of the year. Teams with good coaches do this, and that's why they keep getting better as the year goes on. These last two series are good examples. Boston and Detroit, teams that the Yankees handled easily earlier in the year. Well, Detroit, with that bastard A.J. Hinch, who probably spent a couple of all-nighters viewing video and instructing his players, is taking the Yankees to the wood shed.

The A.L. might have been the Yankees' weak sister through the first half of the year, but it ain't going to be in the second half.

BTR999 said...

I want to frame this comment and hang it over my TV.

The Hammer of God said...

Judge update: he ain't doing all that well. Not even close to getting re-imaged. Certainly no baseball activities on the horizon. Still in pain, but reportedly feeling a bit better. Just like we predicted. He's probably done for the year.

Carl J. Weitz said...

The Red Sox just cut Tommy Kahnle. It's just a matter of time before Cashman makes him a threepeat signing.

The Hammer of God said...

Not surprising in the least. That's what happens when you play until the pain becomes "unbearable". Usually will take twice as long, if not longer. He should've been shut down and medical tests done much, much earlier.

The Hammer of God said...

You know Cashman loves to get those second and third helpings.

JM said...

Wait. I'm still in pain but reportedly feeling a bit better. Although it does go away when I don't watch the Yankees.

JM said...

That's disgusting. Yuck.

BTR999 said...

Collectively, we hate to say we told you so, but we told you so. People forget that when Judge is hurt he’s gone for months. He won’t be in Yankee Stadium until at least September. Rice is revering to form - 2 years ago he batted .171. Caballero, who I always thought of as a 26th man, was somehow lionized and accepted as the solution at SS. Volpe strings a few hits together and people say “see - told ya!” as if the last 3 years never happened. They overlook this is an aging club poorly constructed for a 162 game season. When the slumps come the players look to the leader - unfortunately he is no leader, just a dilettante, an owner’s sycophant who couldn’t manage a fart after a baked bean dinner. There is no ready solution; none is coming. It is definitely possible we back into a Wild Card, which only leads to ownership squealing like the pigs they so closely resemble.

Looking at this whole mess, only one word comes to mind.

Repulsive.



BTR999 said...

A sickening group of scumbags for whom there can be neither excuse nor pity.

Doug K. said...

This x1000

Doug K. said...

KNICKS NEWS: Mitchell Robinson is signing with the Celtics. I'd rather he was out of the division.

ranger_lp said...

Spencer Jones not in starting lineup…food poisoning…

Carl J. Weitz said...

Perhaps it's really Hantavirus from eating rat dogs at the stadium.