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Friday, February 29, 2008

Jersey Soph Psycho Closer beans Jeet: South Florida must pay

The evildoer is Shawn Sanford, a sophomore at the University of South Florida, a native of (Jason) Voorhees, NJ.

This afternoon, in the first inning of the Yankees exhibition game against USF, this bozo plunked our captain in the back. Jeter scored on a fly, and I hope there were some hairy eyeballs uncorked.

By the fifth it was 9-0, us.

MAYBE THIS YANKEE TEAM NEEDED TO BE AWAKENED.

Still, where the hell is Ted Lilly when you need him?

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