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Monday, February 4, 2008

YANKEETORIAL: For His and Our Sake, Try Mattingly at 1B

What the hell.

His marriage is in the pits. We snubbed him for manager. He’s not going to Mellow-LA with Joe. He's still family.
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Yeah, he’s 47. That’s younger than Julio Franco. And right now, our 1B situation resembles an Abbott and Costello routine:
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Hey Abbott, who’s on first?
Giambi.
That’s what I’m asking! Who’s on first?

Seriously. What the hell.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Too early in the week to be smoking crack during the day. Or has it been a long weekend for ya?