Alphonso Upgrades

I have been trying to figure out why the Yankee games I get on tv are fuzzy, and seem to have double images.

Plus, someone told me that my antenna-based reception is simply going to stop in about one year. I have between 4 and 17 B/W tv's that I'll have to send to the dump.

So, I decided to upgrade. I went to BJs and purchased all new, high-tech stuff. Since I only watch/listen to Yankee games while outside, I'm trying to combine "surround sound " HDTV with my coal fired barbeque grill.

Here I am in my LSU bowling shirt, waiting for Superfrankenstein to come over and help me sort things out. He is our high tech guy, right?

I can't disclose the location because there are Red Sox fans out there who intend me harm.

I'll just say, it is close enough to Scranton so that Edwar and Britton can come over for deep fried turkey sandwiches anytime they are free.

If the Yankees ever do win a game, I'll need some of those beers that Michael Kei has dumped all over highway 109.