Yeeeesh. Bud Selig held a news conference today, hinting that baseball officials won't face fines for the steroids scandal. They might as well have been interviewing a rock.
This is what Mr. Quotebox said:
ON THE SCANDAL: "Whatever has happened has happened."
ON PLAYERS NAMED IN THE SCANDAL: "Just the announcement of all their names was punishment enough."
ON THE YANKEES CHARGING $500 TO $2,500 FOR SEATS NEXT YEAR: "They know their market better than I do."
ON ESPN CONFRONTING MIGUEL TEJADA WITH THE FACT THAT HE'S 33, TWO YEARS OLDER THAN HE CLAIMS: ""I was saddened by it."
Yeeeeesh.
Next time, they should raise these subjects:
GENOCIDE IN DARFUR: "The world can be a terrible place."
PEDOPHILES WHO LIVE AMONG US: "Far be it from me to judge."
NAKED, BIG-BREASTED BIKER CHICKS: "They certainly have a better idea about what they want than I do."
AMBIVALENCE: "Hard to say."
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Friday, April 25, 2008
The Bud Selig Magic 8-Ball
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Is Bud going to run for the Democratic nomination if Hillary and Barack prove unelectable?
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