Alex Rodriguez: Throw it away.
Derek Jeter: Donate to soup kitchen where he volunteers daily.
Roger Clemens: Flowers for wife, fake mustache.
Jacoby Ellsbury: Hire Pete Gammons for Hall of Fame induction speech. (Though he'll do it for free.)
Curt Schilling: Spend it to boost economy, as per greatest-ever President's strategic plan.
Jason Giambi: Old Milwaukee.
Robinson Cano: Buy base hit.
Kei Igawa: June rent on Scranton condo.
Prince Fielder: A1 Tofu Sauce.
Mike Mussina: Noam Chomsky's latest.
Jorge Posada: Crossword puzzles.
Joe Girardi: Candy for secret sweet tooth.
Elliot Spitzer: 6 minutes?? (C'mon, that's all he needs!)
Kyle Farnsworth: Pay bloggers to ease off him. (Hint)
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