For $190, Your Yankee Wooden Pen Better Have Ink

Tired of using that dull, say-nothing pen?

Just in time for Mother's Day, Authentic Stadium Products presents.... New Authentic Stadium Ballpark pens, handcrafted from salvaged wooden stadium seats.

Yes, friends, now you can have the stadium of your choice at your fingertips.

"Barrels and disc at top are made from wooden seats from historic stadiums. Pens ship with capless rollerball refill but can also use Parker style ballpoints. The pens are laser engraved with the name of the ballpark and years in existence. Top, clip and nose all rhodium plated. No two pens are exactly the same due to age, type of wood and the direction of the wood grain."

And the price is right, too.

Yankee Stadium $190.
Busch Stadium $170
Wrigley Field $170

Who would think up such a deal? Has to be a Redsock fan. Why else would Fenway Park be listed at $250?