Died Over a Bumper Sticker

Nutcases.

NASHUA, N.H. (AP) — After a Red Sox-Yankees argument spilled outside a bar, a Yankee fan aimed her car at a group of people to scare them and didn’t brake, hitting and killing a man, authorities and witnesses said.

A 43-year-old female Yankee fan arraigned on reckless second-degree murder and drunken driving charges.

“She accelerated at a high speed for about 200 feet. She went directly at this group of people,” prosecutor Susan Morrell said. “She indicated to police that she wanted to scare this group of people. She thought they would get out of the way.”

Later...

Authorities won’t describe the argument, but witnesses said it heated up when Hernandez (the suspect) identified herself as a New York Yankees fan. Like the rest of New Hampshire, Nashua, 45 miles northwest of Boston, is Red Sox country.

Bartender Tanya Moran said the argument spilled outside, and at least one person in a group that included Beaudoin (the victim) began chanting against the Yankees when they saw a Yankees sticker on Hernandez’s car.

Chanting "Yankees suck!" to the end.

If Ian Kennedy had been driving, he'd have missed the crowd, trying to paint the edges of the alley.

Bad joke. Sorry. Damn nutcases...