Monday, March 2, 2009

Dr. Seuss: Yankee Beat Writer II

Red team, blue team,
Free team, screwed team,
From there to here, and here to there,
Pumped up players, everywhere…

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On the 18th of Feb, in the Town of the Bean,
Old Schilling the Pitcher announced himself clean.
“Using steroids?" he cried, "That I never would do!"

And Big Pappi the elephant chimed in, “Me, too!”

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