Poetry Corner: Arod's Got a Barking Labrum

Let’s just hope his trainer keeps mum,
Let's not ask him where it came from,
Let’s not even wonder how come…
Arod’s got a barking labrum.

Wading through the daily pablum,
Watch as Cashman gives his ho-hum,
Batting fourth? It's Cody Ransom…
Arod’s got a barking labrum.