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Sunday, March 8, 2009

Team USA Scores Six Goals to Beat Canada


Jeet had two assists, Youk took faceoffs and, get this, Latoya Hawkins played goalie. What the puck.

I was hoping Pedroia would pick a fight with Dave Schultz, but the pesky little gnat apparently skated.

Who was guy playing 2B for Canada named Orr? Seriously. A guy on Team Canada named Orr. You can't make this stuff up.

Good thing Mussina retired. Otherwise, if we heard "Moose," we'd be looking for Dupont.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This got me thinking. Alaska needs an expansion team.