John Gargles a weak 4.69 Win Warble: Is that really a victory?

It's hard to get gooey when your Voice of the Yankees bellows a measily 4.69 Win Warble over the first place team, the mighty Jays.

Something is wrong.

Something is terribly wrong.

We may have to put John Sterling on the 15-day DL, maybe let David Lee Roth try a game. (Suzyn would like that.) John can rehab in Scranton, get his warbles back up to a respectable 6-7 second range.

Right now, he's warbling on fumes. I'd hate to see him in there against Boston.