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THE FINAL FOUR OF EVERYTHING...

By Mark Reiter and Richard Sandomir

(No, that's not us.)

Brackets on pop culture, history, celebrities, etc.,
compiled by the most renowned authorities in each field.

(That's us.)

Example:

Including a bracket by IT IS HIGH...

Yes, we compare:

Sexually Inadequate Sports Nicknames.

The Rash v. The Worm.

Knobby v. Stump.

Wee Willie v. Minnie.

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