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Friday, May 15, 2009

Yankees Release Torture Photos

Children are advised not to read further.
The truth is, we have committed heinous acts against humanity,
such as...
Manboarding.
Bleacher piercing.
Topical burns from beer acid.
Pain spray.
Face rubbing.
Nipple electrodes.

2 comments:

She-Fan said...

That's why we're the evil empire!

Akbar & Jeff said...

Where's Dick Cheney?