Clinton breaks elbow, prompting Yanks to consider signing her

News that Hillary Clinton fell and broke her elbow moved swifly into the Yankee braintrust Wednesday. Though the team previously had shown no interest in the 61-year-old lefty, the possibility that she might require surgery and miss a year quickly vaulted her to the top of the Yankee prospect charts.

"This changes everything," said a Yankee scout who asked not be named. "Some teams shy away from pitchers with bad arms. We prefer them."

Clinton directed all comments to newly hired spokesman Scott Boras.