I am just returned from a book tour of Japan where I received accolades and all the sake I could consume for autographs of my new
biography, " Going Rogue."
The Japanese gave great respect to the positions I took with respect to the Yankees all season, and to my continuing support and interest in re-signing Hideki Matsui.
I left Tokyo with a promise to the great baseball fans of Japan:
I would get, this season, an on-air win warble from Suzyn Waldman !
Not only that, I vowed it would break John's 2009 record for in-season warble length and launch the play-by -play career of Ms. Waldman.
Without her permission, but counting on her financial and psychological support, I have enlisted the genius, acumen and connections of SHE-FAN to assist me in this endeavor.
Our first direct contact with Suzyn should be at Spring Training in Tampa.
Predictions for the season will immediately follow Ms. Waldman's " warble" contract signing at our annual dinner at Roy Selmon's steak house.
Stay tuned.
This is gonna be great.
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The only way to get Suzyn to come to our annual dinner at the steakhouse is to promise her that members of the Steinbrenner family will be there. I could pretend to be Jessica. Or Jennifer. Whichever.
Perez Hilton needs to know about this.
She might come, Shefan. I've heard that she DOES play for the other team... and I don't think it's the redsocks.
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