10 Reasons Why the Yankees are like BP

1. They've hired the world's most expensive cleanup.

2. They kill Birds but fall apart around Mariners.

3. They have gone two months now without a well of relief.

4. They damage sensitive islands. (Get it? Island. Dave Eilland. That's a joke.) 

5. On a bad day, they'll suffer a blowout.

6. Last week, they worried about Alex.

7. Their pitchers aren't afraid to drill, baby, drill.

8. You can watch their mistakes on streaming video.

9. They have inactive Wells. (David Wells. Get it? Don't roll your eyes! These are funny jokes, dammit!)

10. They like to go deep.