Saturday, August 7, 2010

Alexander and Lance Berkman: Separated At Birth, Part 1




1. Alexander tried to assassinate Henry Frick
    Lance attempted to assassinate A-Rod during batting practice.
2. Alexander served 14 years in prison at the Western Penitentiary of Pennsylvania in Allegheny for his attempted assassination.
    Lance served almost 12 years in baseball prison with the Astros.  He has imprisoned the Yankees so
far with his .090 BA

2 comments:

pepitone said...

Was Lance sent by the Lord to smite the non-prayin' carousing Arod?

Joe De Pastry said...

Who is Henry Frick?]
Ford's brother?