The Yankees have a problem: When A-Rod comes to bat, an MLB grunt halts the game to insert a pair of special commemorative balls, to be identified if he ever clubs that historic 600th HR.
Obviously, these balls do not hang properly in the strike zone. One drops down slightly more than his partner, causing double play grounders. Worst of all, they replace perfectly good balls, which have served A-Rod well over this years in combat with the likes of Madonna and Kate Hudson.
It's not right. To suddenly snatch a guy's balls and tell him that he has to use special balls with a computer chip inside - ouch, think about that: computer chips in a ball? - it's fundamentally wrong.
LET AROD HIT WITH HIS OWN BALLS. LEAVE OUR SLUGGER'S BALLS ALONE.
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I cannot look at that picture without clutching my own and wincing.
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