Traitor Tracker: .263 (Not an All-Star)

Traitor Tracker: .263 (Not an All-Star)
Last year, this date: .291 (All-Star Starter)

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Christina Hendricks Hymnal Inspiration For A-Rod and Derek

Rack of Ages for all to see,
Let me bury yourselves in me;
Let the warm and ample flesh,
From my deep cleavage which overflows,
Be the double cure to make you win;
Save from rangers, a team unpure.

1 comment:

Joe De Pastry said...

Defacing a picture of Her Supreme Ladyship Christina the Magnificent is blasphemous. If we weren't doomed before we surely are now.
Unless A.J. puts up a zero in the first inning.